Firefighters rescue woman trapped in window after throwing poo

Firefighters rescue woman trapped in window after throwing poo”

Sometimes, it's your pitiful friends asking you for money so that they can take a European holiday and finally tackle that "research project" they have been wanting to do.

Most people have at least one "so bad it's so good" dating story.

When you agree to a Tinder date, you always hope for the best.

She didn't realise there was an outside panel which the poo got stuck in. Again, it starts with a Tinder date. "We'd had a meal at a well-known chicken restaurant, had a few beers and then gone back to mine for a bottle of wine and a film". Smyth said his date returned "with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me".

"I was understandably concerned, and told her we would go outside, bag up the offending poo in the garden, bin it, and pretend the whole sorry affair had never happened", Smith wrote Tuesday on the fundraising page.

In a panic, the girl scooped out her poop and attempted to throw it out the window, except, it wasn't actually a window, but a ledge sealed off by another pane of glass on the other side.

We've all done, right!? OK, maybe not everybody's scooped a turd out of a toilet and thrown it out the window to avoid embarrassing ourselves on a date. But we've all thought about it. Instead, he found himself in a bit of a pickle when, after having a nice first date with a lovely gal, she later approached him that evening to tell him that after her poop jammed his toilet, she panicked and. threw the poop. out of his bathroom window. but through a quirk of his home's design, the poop was now wedged between the inside open bathroom window, and a basically useless permanent "window" riiiight outside of it.

Like something out of Mission Impossible, she hoisted herself through the window and discovered she couldn't reach the poo. So she climbed ever further in. "She was stuck fast, upside down in the gap", wrote Smith on his GoFundMe page (we'll come to that later).

Avon Fire and Rescue confirmed they were called to the address at around 10.40pm on August 7 and rescued the woman - but did not confirm what exactly had led her to become stuck in the precarious position.

"She called out to me to help her climb out from the window, I grabbed her waist and I pulled", he continued.

Apparently, getting stuck in a window after throwing shit out of it wasn't a deal breaker for Smith because he told BBC News that they've seen each other since the doomed first date. The Tinder date is stuck in the window upside down and backwards.

"I'm glad you both got out of that sticky situation", one person who donated said. "I called the fire brigade".

The helpful fire rescue crews were forced to decimate the window to rescue his date, but he managed to raise 445 pounds ($580 USD) to fix it.

Smyth, a postgraduate student, is now crowdfunding online to raise money to get his window replaced. Thus, the GoFundMe page was born. At the time of this writing it's over £950 and rising.

As is always the case, there's the chance that Liam's GoFundMe page and the rollicking saga are some sort of elaborate hoax.

Recalling the rescue, Liam wrote: "Bristol's finest were on scene sirens blairing in a matter of minutes".

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