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Jimmy Kimmel Brutally Roasts Ted Cruz for Twitter Porn Video Mishap

Jimmy Kimmel Brutally Roasts Ted Cruz for Twitter Porn Video Mishap”

"Which is.well, he's a family values guy", the comedian joked on Tuesday's Jimmy Kimmel Live.

"The video is from a genre known as stepmom porn". But he doesn't really believe Cruz, hater of dildos, is responsible. "Just think: if only he'd done something this perverted during the campaign, he might be president right now".

Ted lost the presidential election. He also got in a shot at President Donald Trump. He's exhausted of being the uptight religious guy.

Kimmel then went through the possible scenarios of what could have happened.

Kimmel took issue with Cruz's explanation that it was a "staffing issue" and a "mistake", but felt it probably wasn't the senator who "liked" the porn because ultimately to his thinking "Ted Cruz masturbates to pictures of poor people without health care". "'Ew, gross, ' said the porn stars after hearing that Ted Cruz watched them", he joked.

"This is not how I envisioned waking up this morning", Cruz said. He wasn't referring to Apple's new iPhone X, however.

Kimmel then released a hilarious "Ted Cruz SuperPAC" ad that tried to throw cold water on the notion Cruz looks like "like a man who watches porn on his phone".

"Here's the thing though: Everyone is freaking out about this, saying it is a scandal all because a politician may have watched porn", Noah said. "It's part of being a normal human being, which is exactly why we know Ted Cruz didn't do it", he continued". "He's pretending to like porn in order to blend it with the rest of the human species".



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