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Natalie Portman Defends 'Star Wars' Prequels in 'Saturday Night Live' Rap

Natalie Portman Defends 'Star Wars' Prequels in 'Saturday Night Live' Rap”

In her second time as host, Natalie Portman returned to Saturday Night Live alongside first-time musical guest Dua Lipa.

"My man dance but he's not a ballerino". Portman launches into her rap, saying that there's one big change between her first appearance and now: she's a mother now, and she's been snacking on Tide Pods. "I can move objects with my mind but it gives me tiny nose bleeds".

Near the end of the interview, Bennett asks Portman, "Do you think those Time's Up pins have had the impact that you were hoping for?"

Natalie replies: "You can juggle these nuts". In the great tradition of unnecessary sequels, we submit to you that it is not. but it comes closer than you might expect, especially with that unexpected detour into Star Wars prequel-territory. It has us in stitches this morning.

"Say somethin' bout the motherf*cking prequels bitch", she raps while dressed as Princess Amidala.

"Say somethin' f*cking nice about Jar Jar Binks. Now kiss him right on his 17 dicks, while I sit down on your face and take a sh*t".

Portman also appeared in a Stranger Things season three spoof, playing Eleven, whose nosebleed side effect from her powers was mimicked by new characters with increasingly absurd powers and accompanying side effects, like a character played by Aidy Bryant who can do a very good Borat impression which puts her in a coma for three days.

What an absolute legend.



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