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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog roasts Beto O'Rourke, Ted Cruz

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog roasts Beto O'Rourke, Ted Cruz”

Ted Cruz (R-TX), he has undoubtedly developed a stronghold of support and significant campaign funds. After some playful back-and-forth ribbing, Triumph turned his attention to Beto's opponent.

"Does it concern you that half your base thinks they can vote for you through Instagram?" he asked.

From there, Triumph heads to a Ted Cruz rally, which he calls a "Duck Dynasty cosplay convention". Triumph asks Beto O'Rourke before adding, "besides the ability to regenerate your tail?"

After interviewing the candidates, Triumph (pictured on The Late Show) joined in with Cruz supporters to chant that he is a "lion of the Senate".

"The Trump administration has "done quite enough to intimidate voters without staging military rehearsals on the day our nation exercises our most important democratic obligation", Burke said". He interviews a group of Cruz supporters who crack up throughout his roasting of Cruz, which include a joke that if Ted loses, "he'll end up back with his first love, the mute lady from The Shape of Water?". "Just remember", Cruz tells Triumph, "it wasn't the Republicans, it was the Democrats that took you into the vet to get fixed". "See, because he's a ugly fish monster". "Hey, I support spaying and neutering", he explained, "just like Trump did to you". "Is that covered under the GOP healthcare plan?"

But Triumph later turned it into a chant of "Lyin" Ted'. I'm not overwhelming scientific evidence of global warming!" and "Ted, quick question!

Finally, Cruz tries to get in a zinger about how it was the Democrats who neutered Triumph, and the Insult Comic Dog is ready for it.

"Ted, is it true that you will defend the constitution at all costs?"

"We want him to win, and we'll be watching the TV tonight with him", she said.



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